Sunday, 20th August 2006: Troubadours Open Doors @ KLpac

Venue: KL Performing Arts Center
Date: Sunday 20 August 2005

Time 3-5:30 pm Tickets: 12 clams.

Featuring music from Panda Head Curry?, Peter Hassan Brown and Sherry. Plus Independant Film screening, “Romantikarat ISA” from film maker, Hakim.

For more details, a really cool gig flyer and maps, go to pandaheadcurry.blogspot.com (Warning: Extremely explicit language and adult situations

from: The Head

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Catch your favorite ultraright wing, fundamentalist, xeno/homophobic furry band, Panda Head Curry? for the very last time! We’ve got a treat for you!

I’ve been busy, choreographing the set, getting the final song arrangements down, designing our stage lighting AND finishing up my design for a faster than light drive (so we can travel the stars, colonize alien worlds and use their native lifeforms for food, entertainment and product testing).

The other half of Panda Head Curry?, “General Panda” – as he’s taken to calling himself, has been spending the time trying to figure out how to fit square, round and triangular pegs into their respective holes while drooling and listening to Green Day. His deterioration worstens, I found at least 50 brand new My Little Pony girls panties in his guitar case.

Anyways, as you can see from the summary above, Panda Head Curry? shall be joined by fellow musicians Sherry and Peter Hassan Brown and independent film maker Hakim.

I’ve seen Sherry playing once at No Black Tie, but I was busy with a groupie so I couldn’t remember his stuff. I understand he does blues. People say he’s an incredible blues performer but I can’t imagine him surpassing the stellar genius of Panda Head Curry? (BB King’s acknowledged that if he’d seen Panda Head Curry?’s in his early years, he’d quit being a musician and start a career as a short order burger cook). But, it’s OK. That’s one of the reasons we’re here, to provide a benchmark for our fellow artists and humans.

Peter Hassan Brown is a Pom. That’s right, a true blue Bangsa Asing. And I thought you had to hold a Malaysian passport to perform at this gig. We’re reporting him to Freddy Fernandez. He’s made billions of ringgit from his performances, CDs, DVDs, and inflatable dolls that should have gone to Malaysian passport holders.

Hassan Brown’s quirky folk/pop/rock meanderings as a solo performer (he’s been performing since the ’60’s and is solely responsible for inventing LSD and organizing Woodstock ) and with super groups Passion and Soft Touch (both colloborations with the Diva and Siren, Markiza) have earned him a king’s ransom, our sources put his net worth at around USD 5.2 billion (equivalent to the current contents of Panda Head Curry?’s petty cash box).

Hakim’s an indie film maker. That means he shoots on video, rather than film, and uses flashlights for set lighting. He’s done this flick about the Malaysian Internal Security Act (ISA), an act that allows detention without trial, a legacy from pre and the early days of independence. In the spirit of USA, Gabba Hey!, the Yanks came up with the analogous Patriot Act.

I personally think he’d make a helluva lot more money shooting adult movies instead. Then he can buy a Ferrari and a house on Kenny Hills. Panda Head Curry? even offered to be talent and score the flick. But, no. He’s got ethics and morals. Panda Head Curry?’s sold out, he says. We’ve cheapened our art by having a best selling music video, “Panda Head Curry – Live at Mimaland”, which made over RM 50.1 billion (which we in turn donated to wretched homeless orphans with scabies).

OK, so do yourself a frikkin’ favor and come to the gig. Bring your family, loved ones. This is our LAST performance. If you don’t come, you’ll take hostages, kill them, then yourself, as you go insane with regret.

Free leather pants with gerbil ports for the first five ticket holders.

About Panda Head Curry?

Panda Caput capitis Curry? A loud manus manus consisto of men. Exitosus , etiamnunc , molior. Loving totus praeter qui discrepo per lemma. They mos adepto quis they volo! Etiam , vero. Illic est scilicet super ut. Panda Caput capitis Curry est an urbanus lifestyle. They volo futurus vestri amicus. They volo sumo vos domus quod hug vos quod loco vos in suum propinquus per ceterus amicitia they have brought domus communico suum diligo quod magninamity. They mos nutritor vos per victus scraps ex suum valde own patella. Quod subsequens ut vos adepto totus nutritional supplements vos postulo subolesco futurus teres tener populus. Oh etiam. Sic est Vox et Panda.