Tuesday 30th August 2005: NIP N’ TUCK MErDE-ka NITE @ UBU Space’s Rooftop, KL

UPDATE: The Brickfields Police have approved of the festivity! So, those who were pretty worried by the rather negative “publicity” from sensationalist Kosmo daily and the resulting negative comments from the authorities, NO WORRIES! PLEASE COME!

BTW, there will be a donation box to pay for the equipment borrowed for the night, so please put in there RM5 at least.

There will be a lot of percussions going on tonight, so BRING YOUR GENDANG! and other NOISE-making whatever.

from: Hishamuddin Rais

note: Hisham’s post has been “censawerd” by cowardly ricecooker’s staff using the wisdom of our cockney mateys!

NIP N’ TUCK MErDE-ka NITE

YOU ARE NOT MERDE-HEKA IF YOUR BrAIN IS NOT FULL OF DAUN KETUM
YOU ARE NOT MERDE-HEKA IS YOUR VEIN is NOT Tapai-ed
You are not even a talawi poseurs trying to spell fouko
You are not even a third rate punk
You think you are cool because u smoke dope; “nip n’ tuck” my man its been done a million times ago
You think u are cool because u study multimedia at “nip n’ tuck”-shit from lim “par’y frock” “septic tank”
You think u are cool becasuse u baca pusi di rumah pena
You think u are cool because u knew someone at a crap tv station called astro
“Septic Tank” n DROWN THE STATE

YOU ARE COOL IF U ARE EVER dare to walk 2 KILOMETERS FROM UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF U once heard the sounding name of UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF u had ever read something about UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF u knew someone who has been to UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF u knew someone had an affair with someone from UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF u heard from someone that someone from UBU said that u are stupid creep
YOU ARE COOL IF someone who knew someone from UBU said that u are ok
YOU ARE COOL IF u really knew someone have been “nip n’ tuck” by someone from UBU
YOU ARE COOL IF someone from UBU ever told u that u looks sexy
CONSIDER YOURSELF COOL if someone from UBU had given u a desireable look
CONSIDER YOURESELF COOL if someone from UBU try to chat u up
CONSIDER YOURSELF COOL if someone from UBU try to date u OUT
U ARE THE COOL IF u Have BEEN “Nip n’ Tuck-ED” by someone from UBU

YOU ARE COOL if u are INVITED TO “NIP N’ TUCK” MErDE-ka 2005

TUESDAY 30th OGOS 2005
TIME 9.00 pm; till u find someone to go to Uncle Ned with (if u are “laki”)
PLACE : UBU ROOF TOP MALAYSIAKINI BANGSAR UTAMA

2 bands from Singapore
The Usual Suspects
Part Time Punks
Kecik Brahim n His small DILDO
Kucailana
Farming House
PAUL LAU n TUGU PERCUSSIONS
Man Jambu, Rahmat Haron, Pijan with SEXUALI DEPRIVED BAND
MIOR
ADDIe n TE SEKTRAL MARKET BOYS
DR.WAN ZAWAWI

SPECIAL JEMPUTAN; 2 penyanyi Orang Buta dari Brickfields
Sharaad Kuttan n THE WHINGERS
And and many many more

NOTE: Sayor and Shafiq will kencing on farid
Phone: 012-243-84-06

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Joe Kidd’s Note:

1. Slowjaxx cannot play. Zai Kuning’s CONFIRMED!
2. It’ll be a semi-acoustic show; no drums only percussions but there are electric guitar and bass amps provided.
3. contrary to previous plans, this is NOT an Unclogged show.